I started thinking, then this happened

Tony Giamatti - Josh
“Third Leg” Mario - Kyle H
Epileptic Luigi Gravano - Kyle B
Franky the Butcher – Francine
Jimmy the Snitch - Lucas K
Fabiano Fatface - Steven
Nicky the Enforcer- Ahmed
Bruno the Bear - Peter
Decrepit Cosimo Brassi - Kotkee
Ruth Gunindapants - Vickie
Valentina the Mouse - Azzy
Emilio Whathisface - Cody
Lana the Knife - Kiley
Alesio the Gun - Tammi
Head Trauma Alice - Barbie
Salvatore Giamatti - Will
Candy “The Pole" - Audrey
Fat Luca Ricci - Brandon
Leo the Suit - Kyle
Rosa the Vineyard - Mary
Veronica DeMarco - Hannah